Saturday, 1 February 2014

Batman vs Superrman



And the casting gets worst in DC movies.

Batman Ben Affleck
Lex Luthor Jesse Eisenberg
Alfred Jeremy Irons
Wonder Woman Gal Gadot

I mean, Batman Affleck has been attacked from the beginning, that much that people accepted, so I think that now the producers wanted to shake things up a little bit more so they keep making the casting worst, and here are my points.

Lex Luthor will be Jesse Eisenberg, well as we all learned from Spiderman 3 if you take a good comic villain and put some pencil neck actor that has only played the geek you are heading for failure, and here we are talking about the greatest criminal mind in DC comics, a guy who actually took over the country by legal means becoming president. This guy just won’t make it is a roll too big.

Alfred Pennyworth will be Jeremy Irons, what? They couldn’t get Sauron and Gary Oldman and Ralph Finnes where busy at the time? We are talking about a guy who is famous for his evil psychopaths, Alfred is supposed to be a retired MI5 agent but calm and mysterious, like a swamp the surface is calm but you don’t know what lies beneath that, and Irons look like a serial killer, no offense. Also he is a very good actor, so he will steal every scene from Affleck all the time.

Wonder Woman will be Gal Gadot, Damn! I’m not going to go to the point where I say that she is as flat as Saskatchewan (That she is) but let’s go to a little comic book background Wonder Woman is an amazon, in fact she is the strongest in every single way of the amazons, she is one of the few characters that can have a fist fight with superman and have a good chance to beat him, she should have wide shoulders, like a swimmer, an strong jaw line like a boxer and muscle tone like an MMA fighter, so unless she is planning on gain like 20 kilos in muscle she is going to be the weakest Wonder Woman ever, I mean I can see her ribcage :S

Now the Green Lantern movie doesn’t look that bad after all, right?

And the problem is that  people are making jokes about it, so that means that they will let it slide, like a joke and they are not going to complain, we still have time, we can change it if we speak up!

Now when I think about the producers of Batman vs Superman I just can think on this song 

By the way, horray for me! I added images and a link :P

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